Infirmary. Hermot and Fornicus regain consciousness.
Hermot: Agh…turns head to right I don’t feel so good. Hey Fornicus, why are you laying down next to me? In my bed. I thought you weren’t attracted to me…
Fornicus: Hermot, you’re the worst lover ever. OH MY! I’m just kidding you’re alright. pause Oh my, that’s the last time I swallow …
Hermot: Wait…wide-eyed Did I swallow too?
Fornicus: Of course, it’s only proper. nod nod
Hermot: Well…it didn’t happen if I don’t remember a thing.
Fornicus: Oh my I must be that good of a lover … OH MY! blush
Hermot: takes a look at eyepalette on his person WHO USED MY PRODUCT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!?
Hermot: rage DID YOU USE IT!? ACTUALLY IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DID, BUT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF YOU DID BECAUSE OTHERWISE I’M GOING TO MIND FUCK THE JERKSICKLE THAT DIDN’T PAY ME.
Fornicus: You know I’d never touch any of those colors … maybe Svay … in his pants. OH GOD THAT’S SO WRONG.
Hermot: Well I guess I’ll let it off. I’m in no condition to move and I got this awesome idea for a new product but you might not like it. I had this dream…that we were fighting Svay and the new recruits…
Fornicus: Oh how funny me too!
Hermot: continues Yeah, so a bunch of your dildos were swarming one of the new recruits and another one of the interns suggested using a spray product called “dickaway” to repel them. This “dickaway” might be a bestseller amongst the women in town!
Fornicus: … Why would anyone want dicks to be away?! But please, tell me more about this dildonado.
Hermot: Dildonado? Oh you mean that guy that dances with dildos? I think his name is Thoradin…
Fornicus: Oh my! What a funny name! Time to spread it to all the guild members!
Hermot: Would you rather I do it for you? That’ll be 5 silver pieces a head if so.
Fornicus: Oh alright. Just make sure you give me a good spread eagle pose when you do it.