The Friendly Bouncers
The YIPS play tells the story of a wandering band known as the Cranberry Five and their adventure to save a town from a mysterious disease concocted by a Sticks and Stones fanatic named Nogoro Shige. The YIPS, they call it, was known as YAOI INCLINATION PREFERENTIAL SYNDROME. According to the mayor that hired them for the mission, the YIPS “doesn’t kill people, but it does kill lifestyles.” After receiving the mission to find the location of Nogoro’s hideout and to bring back a cure for the YIPS, the Cranberry Five head to a bar to find themselves entangled in a scuffle. After they teach those bar scums their place in society, they learn the location of the mastermind’s hideout. The Cranberry Five then teaches the trickster a lesson by beating him at his favorite sport, recovering the antidote to the YIPS. Fornicus, played by Craig Windsor, decides to keep his YIPatitis-B, storing the last of the YIPS formula in his flask. After some mayor carrot chopping, the play ends.